Aliens. What dicks! They use highly advanced, interplanetary/ dimensional technology to travel to our planet. And for what? To steal people. To mess up crops? We’re eating that corn and there are starving people in this country! They conduct random acts of violence and sabotage. Come on- where’s the good stuff? Where is the advanced medicine and transportation technology to get us off this rock? We got people here that hate each other, and some of us need to get the hell out of town.
So the next time you visit - STOP "probing" cows, talking to governments, or abducting some poor guy who will eventually acquire a drug problem. Aliens! Stop being dicks and start solving problems! Trust me, the cows are tired of it...